Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm at about main and main street
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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