i just google imaged poop.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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