bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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