sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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