wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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