You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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