i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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