i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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