Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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