he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
where are you?
Hypothermia
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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