dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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