My hand turned me down
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I love you.
Bad choice
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