STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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