What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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