he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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