just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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