I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize
