Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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