In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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