spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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