I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So. Much. Porn.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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