5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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