69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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