Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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