Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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