guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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