I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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