oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
As shirtless as possible
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
