Umm I'm too high to move.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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