awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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