we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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