it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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