im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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