I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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