There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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