Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
