He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
