Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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