and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
