I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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