I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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