are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
