no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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