That's intense
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
