hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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