The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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