Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
