it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
