omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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