It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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