I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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