Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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