worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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