S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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