What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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